Inmates escape to IHOP

Yup.
Must have gotten tired of prison food in VA
Here's the details: https://www.insider.com/2-virginia-inmates-tunneled-out-jail-toothbrush-went-to-ihop-2023-3

 

Maybe they really wanted a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!

 

It reminds me of the line from the Three Stooges where the supposedly hungry man says he hasn’t had food in two weeks, and the reply was, “It still tastes the same.”

 

I guess Everyone has their Priorities...

 

Curious how they planned to pay for it. Seeing how they were in Jail, they probably weren't

 

It would have been better if they had gotten caught at Battista's.

 

They'd likely be used to the food quality, it's probably on par with prison food.

 

Battista's Las Vegas: An Inmate American-Italian Dining Experience!

Yes, inmate, not intimate. Not a typo.

 

They originally wanted Chick-fil-A but it was Sunday...

 

Yeah, yeah. Ok, enough about IHOP.
What I need to know is how the hell you escape prison through a concrete wall using a toothbrush and the rebar?
Punchline : Getting to the loose rebar is the easy part!

 

Ashamed that i had to look up what a rebar is and also that i know more about the Rebar happy hour menu more than what an actual rebar is...

 

I like how the article specifically states that they opted not to go to the nearby Waffle House. I read that as, "Well, of course they'd be caught at the IHOP, but they would've blended in at the Waffle House!"

 

Must of been one hel of a toothbrush!

 

I feel like there’s an advertising opportunity in there for IHOP somewhere

 

I could make a snotty comment about HHAGG, but I won't.

 

A smart criminal would have run for the border.

 

Now i'm curious what they both ordered

 

I'm sure it was not Nutri-Loaf!

 

Guess this has turned into a Battista bashing thread. Lol. But if I was going to have a meal and knowing I wasn't going to be able to pay for it I might have gone a little higher up the food ladder than IHop.. nothing personal against them but there are better food options. Lol.