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Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by smartone, Jan 7, 2022.

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  1. dmr

    dmr Registered Abuser

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    LOL, then he could have rifled through their purses and taken their drugz. :) :) :)

    Or better yet, hide a noisy glitter bomb in your duffel, invite a hooker to your room, excuse yourself to go to the loo, and listen for the fun. :)
     
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  2. Johnzimbo

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    "Upon her booking into Clark County Detention Center, officers conducted an X-ray on Grandel and found a Rolex watch inside her vagina."

    The last watch I bought came in a box, but not this kind of box.
     
    Annual me and Pete
    Johnzimbo, Jan 7, 2022
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  3. PressThe5n9

    PressThe5n9 Dice, Dice, and more Dice

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    So many jokes I can make about this scenario. I guess the “John” was thinking they were going to take a different wad and not the 20s or 100s! :haha:

    Although I don’t seek out their services, I presume my bankroll of 1s and 5s is safe?
     
    PressThe5n9, Jan 7, 2022
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  4. ColoVegPlayer

    ColoVegPlayer Speed Running for Noir

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    Someone call Mark Rober for a Vegas Edition of his glitter bombs...

     
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  5. EastCoastVegasFan!

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    This happens at the pool with mini liquor bottles. Specifically the Flamingo pool. I’m not joking, and amazed at what people will go through to avoid paying for a drink.
     
    July 19th - July 24th
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  6. 44inarow

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    Okay this is what I came here for.
    It is 100% true there are flasks designed to mimic tampon applicators. The (usually-male) security checking purses doesn't have a good way of catching that...
     
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  7. dmr

    dmr Registered Abuser

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    ROFL! That is too much! :) I love it! :)
     
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  8. Electroguy563

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    Will the Rolex still work?
     
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  9. hammie

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    That’s one way to snatch a watch.
     
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  10. 44inarow

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    OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
     
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  11. breanna61

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    Clearly it had to be those unlucky 50’s
     
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  12. Richard Alpert

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    :ssst:

    Perhaps they will get off with just a slap on the wrist? :wink2:

    RICHARD
     
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  13. DiamondD

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    Luckily it was 2 hookers. Whew! If it was only one, she would’ve had no choice but to put the money in the front and the Rolex in the back.
     
    Another Excursion
    Why Not?
    DiamondD, Jan 8, 2022
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  14. Film-Noir

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    wow,
    what a new & uniquely way to wear a Rolex,
    they must be social media Influencers!
     
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  15. FormallyTD

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    Well, at least they're using their genitalia now.

    My brother's a retired vice cop over at the LVMPD and randomly sent me this evidence about ten years ago.
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    I won't show anybody what items have been dislodged from urethra's. It's too darn disturbing and the weekend just started.
     
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    Ew.
     
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  17. Natural9

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    Use the in room safe!
     
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  18. Richard Alpert

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    Richard Alpert, Jan 8, 2022
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  19. ColoVegPlayer

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    Why use the in-room safe when you have a perfectly good safe built-in to you! :D
     
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  20. Chuck2009x

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    I don't want to see the Chef's Specialties at Urethra's either.

    I overheard someone say the only things they have are awful.
     
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